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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.
drunkwario:
fook-me:

OH MY GOD

menschy:

i found it

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Hannerr: i cant imagine what my house would be like after i moved out and had money
Hannerr: my parents come to visit
Hannerr: they walk in
Hannerr: figures everywhere
nihilanth: otaku
Hannerr: me looking like fucking david kun
Hannerr: i love figures
Hannerr: i just love toys/figures
Hannerr: cries
nihilanth: hannah moves to japan
nihilanth: walks around barefoot in apartment complex
Hannerr: LMAO
nihilanth: "meido ga daisuki"
Hannerr: ME

gookgod:

kakerukurosawa:

stop sexualizing battleships

I’ll fuck a boat I don’t give a fuck

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami