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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
hughdiancie:

country club parking lots are too wild
xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

seppin:

something: *happen*

me: why this 

officialcrow:

royalblueturtleneck:

Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate red meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg

this is fake cuz i ate two steak sandwiches the other day and then beat up my stepdad

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war
cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine
knightlife:

"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"
"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"
Artist: panic! at the disco
Track: "but it's better if you do & i write sins not tragedies"